All day long, today, 9/11, the Main Stream Media is sponsoring an Obamapig roast in lower Manhattan, in the pit where the Twin Towers used to be. After seven years, the New York real estate developers have decided the space should be use for something.
Participants will be able to slather the pig with lipstick, called "Old Guiliani Fire Engine Red". Rumor has it that the pig is a 40 year old Vietnamese bore that was shot recently by Sarah Palin. George Bush will be on hand to lie about the entire event to a Fox News reporter and the Dept.of Homeland Security will be on hand to serve Kool-Aid to everyone. Everyone will be required to remove their shoes and donate them to the TSA.
All political backstabbing and mudslinging has been suspended until tomorrow, when John McCain is expected to announce that Sarah Palin's pastor has spoken to him tongues, healed his cancer and granted him eternal life...at the rest home of his choosing in Arizona.
Praise the Lord.
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