"God" News

Or God "knows"...take your pick. Here we go!

"Best-selling 'God' author faces plagiarism claim".
www.msnbc.com/id/28538509/

I thought all of these "god" writer people were born knowing that God had already written and read everything (Intelligent Design?), but apparently they are not beneath stealing from one another to sell books. Shocking.

"For Eastern Orthodox, gas crisis means chilly Christmas".
www.msnbc.com/id/28515983/

For most people in the US, we look forward to a white Christmas. But it seems that Russian energy moguls are not content unless Jesus freezes his little swathed ass off. Praise the Lord and pass the gasline.

"Fighting resumes In GAZA after truce for aid." Both sides mull cease fire plan; three hour pause for humanitarian supplies ends."
www.msnbc.com/id/28404637/

"What God hath wrought, let all men put asunder? " There will be a slight pause for food, water and penicillin before we resume pounding the living crap out of you, you filthy heathens." Is this the pause that refreshes?

This just in:
Obama announces the appointment of a "Waste Czar". A Chief Performance Officer. The pres-elect says his pre-election campaign promised more change, but that the way things are (not) going, we need "more change than that."
www.msnbc.com/id/28538966

I am not certain I like the idea of a government official (should be Czarina, anyway?) to oversee or manage waste. There is a company here called "Waste Management" and all they do is haul mountains of trash to the land fill, down the road. Maybe waste eliminator? Or "terminator"? Maybe we need Arnold? Maybe it should the Office of "Waist" Management. Then she could logically talk about tightening our fiscal belts and reducing our pork intake?

Then Harry called:

An email from Give 'em Hell, Harry. "Yesterday was a terrific day to be a Democrat". Seated seven new Senators (screw Roland Burris). But we have a slumping economy. OK. Got that part. Then down at the bottom:
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These miserable jerks just don't get it, do they?